Get a load of that chin!
I didn't know that Bruce Campbell was the pre-Crisis Superman!
FWIW, I think the solar chromosphere is a little hotter than 6000 degrees F... not _that_ much hotter, mind you, but somewhat hotter.
January 14, 1994 by Phillip F. Schewe and Ben Stein
THE SOLAR CHROMOSPHERE IS COLDER than we thought. The chromosphere is the region between the photosphere (the sun's surface, at a temperature of about 6000 K) and the corona (whose temperature is 1 million K or more). Previously scientists had figured that the chromosphere temperature was relatively cool---an estimated 4300 K at an altitude of 500 km above the sun's surface---but new measurements made at Kitt Peak show that the chromosphere is colder than this. High-resolution infrared observations of carbon monoxide molecules at the limb of the sun provide a new minimum temperature of 3500 K which, furthermore, seems to occur at a higher altitude, 1100 km. Robert Noyes of Harvard Smithsonian says that carbon monoxide clouds may be a transitory phenomenon in the solar atmosphere. (Science, 7 Jan. 1994, Science News, 8 Jan.)
EDIT: Maybe some dumb editor changed 6000 K to 6000 F without converting it?