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Courtesy Trina Robbins on the comicsscholarslist:
Funny and apropos, if not particularly scholarly -- or is it?
BATMAN VS. BING CROSBY
Prominent characteristic?
BATS: Big ears
BING: Big ears
Day job?
BATS: Obscenely rich millionaire
BING: Obscenely rich millionaire
Clownish arch-enemy?
BATS: The Joker
BING: Bob Hope
Ambiguously gay sidekick?
BATS: Robin, the Boy Wonder
BING: David Bowie
Wardrobe?
BATS: Dark leather bodysuit
BING: Colorful Hawaiian shirts
Headgear?
BATS: Wears cowl to hide identity
BING: Wears hats to hide male pattern baldness
Accessories?
BATS: Uses utility belt to fight crime
BING: Uses belt to beat children till they bleed
Favorite vehicle?
BATS: Batmobile
BING: Golf cart
Most popular song?
BATS: "Batman Theme" by Neal Hefti
BING: "White Christmas" by Irving Berlin
Nicknames?
BATS: The Dark Knight, The Caped Crusader
BING: The Old Groaner, Der Bingle, The First Hip White Person
Quasi-mystical cult training?
BATS: Ninja
BING: Jesuit
Well-known hometown political figure named "Jim"?
BATS: Gotham City's Police Commissioner Jim Gordon
BING: Spokane's anti-gay rights, subsequently-outed Mayor Jim West
Charity work?
BATS: Wayne Foundation
BING: Bing Crosby National Pro-Am golf tournament
Superhuman Jewish predecessor/colleague?
BATS: Superman
BING: Al Jolson
Membership organization?
BATS: Justice League
BING: Rhythm Boys
Oscar win?
BATS: Best Art Direction-Set Decoration for "Batman" ('89)
BING: Best Actor for "Going My Way" ('44)
Longtime workplace?
BATS: Batcave
BING: Kraft Music Hall
Favorite musical arranger?
BATS: Nelson Riddle
BING: John Scott Trotter
Frequently wakes to?
BATS: The Bat-Signal
BING: Minute Maid orange juice
Career guidance?
BATS: Bob Kane
BING: Jack Kapp
Desperate career move of the late 1960s?
BATS: Adds Batgirl to TV series
BING: Sings "Hey Jude"
Skinny nemesis with ties to organized crime?
BATS: The Scarecrow
BING: Frank Sinatra
Likes to swing on?
BATS: A Bat-Grapple line
BING: A star