3. "Lois is a slut": I admit I don't much like the idea of Superman having a kid with Lois without being married to her (or even knowing about it until film's end), but more out of my assumption that any kid they'd have together would be with the two as life partners/married, not with the kid growing up not knowing who his real dad is and being raised by Cyclops.
Yeah. that's another thing: of all the good looking-but-in-an-inoffensive-way leading men in Hollywood, why did they have to pick the guy that played Cyclops in the X-Men movie? I mean, the last X-Picture came out a FEW MONTHS ago, this is fresh in our minds, here.
Lois married to Cyclops? She always struck me as being more a "Dr. Strange" kinda girl.
This reminds me of all those sixties Leo Dorfman/Schaffenberger Lois Lane stories where she's always getting married to someone else or another, whether it be Batman, or Lex Luthor, or a space ameoba.
I can just imagine the cover now: Superman is creeping outside the window of the Lois Lane/Cyclops residence, with a shocked expression and thought bubble over his head
"GREAT KRYPTON! I've returned from SPACE after FIVE YEARS to find Lois Lane is married to CYCLOPS!!!"
Story box:
A GREAT IMAGINARY STORY: "LOIS LANE, MS. MUTANT MARVEL!"Inside, you'd have Cyclops with his visor blasting a cooking board with onions that Lois Lane is chopping, apron and all.
"Here, HONEY! My ruby quartz beam should make dicing a SNAP!"
And beside them, there's a little kid with the distinctive one-eyed visor...