Dear Superanakin Primewalker:
Actually, I WAS one of your so-called "dickheads" who still remembered you, and unfortunately I now wish I NEVER read
DC Comics Presents #87. I even started a "Time for Prime?" thread on this Message Board's Superboy forum way back on June 16, 2004:
http://superman.nu/smf/index.php?topic=924.0Reading my original post sickens me. I can't believe I really missed that enthusiastic kid with an off-beat sense of humor and all that potentially explosive Earth-Prime knowledge about DC characters. I wanted to see you and the other Paradise Dimension residents return, but I should have known DC Comics would make me rue that day.
Then again, I also wanted Kara Zor-El back, and look what we got! It's "Be careful what you wish for" with a vengeance nowadays.
Perhaps I shouldn't vent my anger at you personally -- after all, you're probably "retcon-punch drunk" from hammering that crystal wall and inadvertantly altering your own past. Yes, I noticed the changes in your history between
DCCP #87 and your current bio in
Infinite Crisis Secret Files and Origins. No wonder you're so unstable -- you basically denied your own true beginnings and substituted a illogical pastiche based on comic books and childhood fantasies. Face it, your parents NEVER owned a FARM! So why do you insist that your rocket landed there?
But even if you're insane and not fully responsible for your bloody actions, I cannot ever accept you again. Goodbye, forever.
Resentfully yours,
DTO
P.S. As for your "spokesman" JulianPerez, I understand he just wanted to "stir the pot", but I'm not very happy with him right now. This shouldn't get under my skin, but being called a "dunderhead" (via a once-favorite character, no less!) has rubbed some raw nerves.