Title: Batman and der Bingle Post by: TELLE on June 01, 2005, 02:09:38 AM Apologies for cross or repeat postings.
Courtesy Trina Robbins on the comicsscholarslist: Quote Funny and apropos, if not particularly scholarly -- or is it? BATMAN VS. BING CROSBY Prominent characteristic? BATS: Big ears BING: Big ears Day job? BATS: Obscenely rich millionaire BING: Obscenely rich millionaire Clownish arch-enemy? BATS: The Joker BING: Bob Hope Ambiguously gay sidekick? BATS: Robin, the Boy Wonder BING: David Bowie Wardrobe? BATS: Dark leather bodysuit BING: Colorful Hawaiian shirts Headgear? BATS: Wears cowl to hide identity BING: Wears hats to hide male pattern baldness Accessories? BATS: Uses utility belt to fight crime BING: Uses belt to beat children till they bleed Favorite vehicle? BATS: Batmobile BING: Golf cart Most popular song? BATS: "Batman Theme" by Neal Hefti BING: "White Christmas" by Irving Berlin Nicknames? BATS: The Dark Knight, The Caped Crusader BING: The Old Groaner, Der Bingle, The First Hip White Person Quasi-mystical cult training? BATS: Ninja BING: Jesuit Well-known hometown political figure named "Jim"? BATS: Gotham City's Police Commissioner Jim Gordon BING: Spokane's anti-gay rights, subsequently-outed Mayor Jim West Charity work? BATS: Wayne Foundation BING: Bing Crosby National Pro-Am golf tournament Superhuman Jewish predecessor/colleague? BATS: Superman BING: Al Jolson Membership organization? BATS: Justice League BING: Rhythm Boys Oscar win? BATS: Best Art Direction-Set Decoration for "Batman" ('89) BING: Best Actor for "Going My Way" ('44) Longtime workplace? BATS: Batcave BING: Kraft Music Hall Favorite musical arranger? BATS: Nelson Riddle BING: John Scott Trotter Frequently wakes to? BATS: The Bat-Signal BING: Minute Maid orange juice Career guidance? BATS: Bob Kane BING: Jack Kapp Desperate career move of the late 1960s? BATS: Adds Batgirl to TV series BING: Sings "Hey Jude" Skinny nemesis with ties to organized crime? BATS: The Scarecrow BING: Frank Sinatra Likes to swing on? BATS: A Bat-Grapple line BING: A star |