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Title: i met superman
Post by: officespace16 on August 30, 2006, 03:58:15 PM
yeah, i did, at the state fair in new york

and apperentlty he's latin, and wears a watch under his spandex


Title: Re: i met superman
Post by: nightwing on August 30, 2006, 04:30:42 PM
Hey dude, if you wanna look under Superman's spandex, that's between you and him.


Title: Re: i met superman
Post by: officespace16 on August 30, 2006, 04:37:24 PM
it was on his wrist, duh! you could see it thru the spandex


Title: Re: i met superman
Post by: nightwing on August 30, 2006, 05:41:54 PM
Sure, you stick with that story.  :wink:

This brings up an interesting thought, however...how DOES Superman know what time it is?  He can't wear a watch on his wrist without it looking goofy, he has no pockets for a pocket watch.  So what does he do?  Do his powers include "Super Time Awareness"?

Then again, maybe it doesn't matter.  If he's ever late for anything, he can always reverse time with that globe-spinning routine.  :roll:


Title: Re: i met superman
Post by: Super Monkey on August 30, 2006, 06:55:25 PM
You uses his super-Vision to search for a see the time on a clock or someone's watch.


Title: Re: i met superman
Post by: officespace16 on August 30, 2006, 07:55:37 PM
he must be like chuck norris

chuck norris doesn't ask what time it is, time asks what's the chuck norris?


Title: Re: i met superman
Post by: TELLE on August 30, 2006, 09:22:49 PM
Superman's superbrain easily keeps track of what time it is.  He knows exactly how many seconds it takes him to do something as well.

I'm sure if he ever got flustered, his hearing or vision would pick up a watch.  Like all professionals, Clark wears a watch and so it must be supercompressed in the pocket of Superman's cape.