I just had an epiphany when driving back home from work:
Anti-continuity is at its heart, nerd self-hatred.
Allow me to illustrate this phenomenon.
Telle, I apologize for this in advance, but I'm using your statements to prove a point. No offense meant, okay?
A while back, the topic of discussion turned to AVENGERS FOREVER. You had this to say:
A fun comic for long-term teen and adult fans (I read some issues I bought at a garage sale), but basically points to what is wrong with the last 30-odd years of superhero/adventure comics writing: insularity, continuity obsessions, nerdish nostalgia. Could someone who had never read Avengers appreciate it at all?
I don't know you personally, Telle. But on one occasion, you said one of your favorite superhero movies is - of all the things in the world - ULTRAMAN. What's a guy who loves 60s Japanese rubber guy shows DOING restraining their enthusiasm and saying something doesn't work because it's geeky? It boggles the mind.
Later on in that post, you had this to say:
Not to get overly nerdish myself,
Oh, perish forbid.
Most days I thank RAO that, for all but the tiny ghetto of North American superhero comics and their current fans, comics have today escaped the descending spiral of these so-called Ages and the death-grip of the Direct Market/comic book shop and entered a new Golden Age of adult graphic novels, manga, translated Euro-comics, classic reprints and new inventive kids' comics, all to be found at your local book store.
I'd say something about the cataclysmic irony of - IN THE SAME PARAGRAPH - you thank a fictional supercomic deity known only to %.5 of the population, and then talk about how we've been saved from "the death grip of the direct market" to go into "a golden age of adult graphic novels."
On the other end of the spectrum from forum regular Telle, we have Darren A. Madigan, fanfic writer supreme, continuity's greatest defender, who David Fiore once called "the fanboy's fanboy." He has many, MANY flaws as a human being (pettiness, hysterical paranoia and casual cruelty number among them) but self-delusion is not one of them. He KNOWS what he is. He revels in his nerdom and is proud (at least to the extent one can be proud of having memorized BUCKAROO BANZAI) and apart from the occasional mope about how he can't get laid*, he regrets nothing.
Every embarassing trend embraced by comics in the past three decades have been a transparent manifestation of nerd self-hatred, able to play on the anxieties of adults and especially teenagers, who are much more insecure and less certain of their identity. From "relevance" in the 70s, to the "grim and gritty' (TM) trend of the eighties, the desire has been for comics to be taken seriously by others with all the insistence and maturity of a child having a temper tantrum jumping up and down. To get more "new readers," to have comics "taken seriously," to have comic book readers finally get to sit at the Cool Kids' Table in the cafeteria. Comics readers feel they have to prove something, to our mothers and fathers and that blonde in Geometry class that turned us down for a soda and movie. SEE? Comics CAN be relevant or for adults! Anti-continuity sentiment is nothing more than the most recent and most nonsensical manifestation of this.
Another very recent manifestation of this phenomenon, one that I suspect will become the klarion call for everybody with neuroses that need coddling who are insecure and need to prove themselves, is the desire for "other genres to be represented in the comics industry." This is a position that is very hard to argue with; I for one, miss HOUSE OF MYSTERY and SCALPHUNTER very, very much. But it isn't that the position is right or wrong, it's the REASON it is becoming such a talking point. Do you really think the teenage boys in Reeboks and Metallica shirts on Warren Ellis's forums that demand Westerns are so vocal about it because they really, really want to read a cowboy comic? I doubt it. When they say "they want other genres represented," they mean "other genres" for OTHERS to buy - just like how, in the words of the Onion, "Americans favor public transportation for others." They want to point to a Romance comic on a comic book store shelf and say, "See, Susie Q, you DIDN'T make a mistake dating me instead of the Prom King. Look! There's a comic JUST FOR YOU!"
"But Julian," I hear you say. "I'm a successful professional GQ model who enjoys having champagne with supermodels on my private yacht when I'm not going to parties hosted by P. Diddy on South Beach. I'm no geek. What are you implying here, sah?" The problem isn't geekiness (on the contrary, geekiness is GOOD), the problem is insecurity and neurosis - and that can happen to anybody, no matter how many beautiful women you've slept with and how many Ferraris you drive. Look at all the unhappy movie stars and millionaires that commit suicide.
The moment I realized that anti-continuity detraction and whining was irrational in nature was when I realized that their objections were not concrete. They were not specific but spoke in vague, nebulous generalities, never mentioning a specific story that didn't work or specific instances. No one single enemy of continuity, not Warren Ellis, not Grant Morrison, not anybody, has ever been able to point out what would be the most damning proof of continuity's evil: namely, a terrible story that if it was done without the "restrictions" of continuity (REAL continuity), would have been great or even good. I can't think of a single one, and I challenge anyone to find it.
* For the life of me I can't imagine why. There's no greater aphrodisiac than a fifteen minute harangue about the writing on THE WEST WING.