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« on: January 12, 2006, 08:18:46 PM »

The son of Jimmy Olsen & Lucy Lane-Olsen married to the daughter of Clark & Lois Kent?! But Lois & Lucy are sisters, that means...........YUCK!    
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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2006, 12:23:19 AM »

I guess Wertham was right. :wink:
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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2006, 12:40:56 AM »

I suppose I can only hope that the polyester of Jimmy and Lucy's son futuristic leisure suit might give him a low sperm count... Cool
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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2006, 02:35:16 AM »

So wait, doesn't that mean that Kara and Kal can get married now?

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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2006, 02:50:37 AM »

No way, cause there's that ancient Kryptonian incest ban that Kal pulled out of his arse that one time  Smiley This couldn't have overridden that obscure, never-before-mentioned law....could it?
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2006, 09:07:31 AM »

Man, I love Imaginary Stories. Was this the FIRST Imaginary Story in SUPERMAN'S PAL JIMMY OLSEN, in point of fact? There were several in BATMAN, including one where Robin and Bat-Girl were married, and one in WORLD'S FINEST where Superman and Batman were deadly enemies - although as that refers to a change in history instead of "possible" future events, it may not technically qualify for IMAGINARY STORY status.

Also: I never liked how much they tended to emphasize that the Silver Age Superwoman looked exactly like a grown-up version of Supergirl. I mean, WHY would Otto Binder DO that? Really?
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2006, 01:46:05 PM »

Jimmy Jr is going to more disappointed than even Superman guesses.  In order for Lola to remain "Supermaid", their marriage can never be consummated.   :cry:
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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2006, 02:14:58 PM »

Has anyone read the story? Maybe the solution is inside.
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