There was a SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE skit which was a spoof of car commercials, featuring a pair of engineering teams designing a car. One team was to make the best car in the world, the other, the worst, and they combined both the designs together into a single vehicle. "Acura. The best car in the world. Or is it the worst?"
That's what SUPERGIRL feels like. It's as if there were two Supergirl movies: one, the best, the other, the worst, and they were spliced together into one movie. This is also known as "THE 13TH WARRIOR Syndrome."
There's enough good stuff in here to make the movie worth buying if you can get it cheap, especially the 135 minute extended version. A quick question to determine if this movie is right for you: did you enjoy - even ironically - the Dolph Lundgren version of MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE? If yes, you'll probably like SUPERGIRL too. If no, take a pass on this one.
SUPERGIRL has no problem feeling like a different and distinct movie from SUPERMAN. They NAILED how different Supergirl's world is when they had Kara wake up by a gentle forest creature nuzzling her while she slept in a forest - a sort of "Snow White" esque detail that defines Supergirl's fundamental ability to be unconditionally loved by the world. There were also witches, practice kissing in the mirror, and magic pieces of jewelry that glow. The only reason they didn't throw in a Unicorn is because they probably ran out of budget. Supergirl even FLIES differently from Superman; her arms undulate in a way that is a cross between figure skating and a jellyfish's mating dance.
Everyone in SUPERGIRL had a definite personality. The much-maligned gardner that attempts to win Supergirl's affection was actually a rather likeable working class Joe. Even characters that didn't appear in the movie were well-defined. The Headmaster's line about "Your sister, Lucy, the one that's always calling me and bothering me..." shows more of Lois's personality than was done in the entirety of SUPERMAN IV.
If I were the director, though, I'd want my money back for Peter O'Toole, nominated for a Raspberry Award for Worst Supporting Actor in this movie, where he rambles and mumbles things while visibly drunk. What is it about Super movies that drive actors to drink?
Whatever happened to Helen Slater? Now that's what I call perfect casting. She was so cute that she touched even my withered black heart. I know she guest starred as Jerry Seinfeld's girlfriend in a few episodes of that show, which featured Supergirl herself, and the biggest Superman fan in the universe liplocking. I absolutely refuse to believe that this was a coincidence. This is like when Elvis fan Nick Cage married Lisa Marie Presley - he brought home the ultimate piece of Elvis memorabilia!
It's strange to note that Marc MacClure is the only actor to be in all four SUPERMAN movies and SUPERGIRL.
Also, does the electric shadow monster that attacks Supergirl's dormitory remind anybody else of the Id monster from FORBIDDEN PLANET? From the weird footprint shape all the way down to the fact that it was made visible by electricity.
That is not to say that Supergirl didn't have flaws. An example of SUPERGIRL's sparkling dialogue:
GARDNER: "What happened?"
SUPERGIRL: "You got hit on the head by a coconut."
GARDNER: "Huh?" [/list]
Also, product placement was way, way over the top. Supergirl eats prominently at POPEYE'S chicken, and during a fight with a monster crashes into an A&W cola machine, the root beer company's logo prominently displayed. In his director commentary for the first movie, Dick Donner all but fesses up to the product placement in his Superman picture, including the long slow pan in the Kent farm whose purpose seems to be to show off a bright yellow box of Cheerios. "Cheerios paid quite a bit for this shot, it really helped while we were making this movie strapped for cash."
It's almost as if the box
itself was saying, "hey, listen, you might want to pan off me here...I'm just a box of cereal."[/b]