my life as Superman

[VanZee]

I was born in the smallish ville of Kent, Washington.  I have had three girlfriends with the initials LL (including the current one).  This morning I came to work as a mild-mannered reporter in the Luther Building.  A couple of hours ago, my wristwatch started emitting a mysterious "zee-zee-zee" sound ...but unilke the Man of Tomorrow I can't figure out how to turn it off.